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You know you're a stressed out teenager when...
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That's right, folks, this is where it all began...
This entire site was inpired by a joke list made by two goof-off teenagers. Taa-daa! Us! We hope you can get some laughs from it just as we have! |
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You Know You're a Stressed Out Teenager When...
*You fall asleep next to your cat on the couch and the next day your wearing as much fur as he is.
*You say the same sentence over and over again not realizing youve said it before
*When you own 257 socks and cant find a mate for any of them.
You drive your car to school, and take the bus home and only notice that something's not right when you get home and realize the car isnt in the driveway.
*You say the same sentence over and over again not realizing youve said it before
*You spray your hair with bug spray.
*You find yourself sitting somewhere and suddenly wonder why you're there
*(uhhh, what am I doing here?)
* You leave a potato in the oven and dont realize it until three ours later your asthma starts acting up.
*You answer the door before it rings
*You say the same sentence over and over again not realizing youve said it before
*You chew on other peoples fingernails.
*You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them
*Your nervous twitch registers on the Richters scale
*You do more lamaze breathing than your pregnant mother
*You say the same sentence over and over again not realizing youve said it before
*You have intimate conversations with your slamander.
*On a regular basis you find you self in the middle of the night on the kithen floor in footie pajamas singing Gilbert and Sullivan into a drumstick. (And the scariest part is, you don't even know gilbert and sullivan.
* You spend ten minutes frantically searching around the house for something you lost only to realize in the eleventh minute after you give up that it was in your hand the whole time.
*You lend money to your siblings without even bothering to ask why.
*You listen to your little sister's ideas(PS: My little sister came up with that one)
*You throw away all of your old assignments and notes that you are positive could never be useful in class again and the next day they are the only ones that are.
* For school you have memorized "The charge of the Light Brigade", the Gettysburg Adress, and the Human Genome(Just in case)
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* You have just enough time in between going to sleep and waking up to let your breakfast cool down.
*You hand your teacher a fake doctor's note that tells of your allergy to spreadsheets. (PS:One of us has done this before)
*If your homework had insurance, you'd be rich
*Korn is your comfort music
*Whenever the teacher calls on you you automatically reply, "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
*You have a long involved and personal conversation with somebody and at the end you ask, "So, what's your name?"(Anyone who's talked with Margo knows what Wer'e talking about)
*Anyone who trusts you with a poece of paper for more than 24 hours is an idiot
*You send emails to your friends asking what their email adress is
*You cant get anything done because you keep thinking about all the things you have to do.
* You read list like this your whole day off and wonder if the authors are either nutty or telepathic. (But personally, wethink it's both)
----If you have any more suggestions, send them to our Contact Page. Remember, only clean jokes.
Have a sugarless day,
Nessy and Margo
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